Damian-isms vol.2

Time for another installment of things Damian says that makes me question his influences and such...




Scene: Typical morning...
Damian: I want to watch TV.
Me: You can watch TV when Clare takes a nap.
Damian (in sweet sing-songy voice): Ok sweet girl, time to take a nap.
Me: No it's not her naptime yet.
Damian (now very sternly to Clare): 1.2.3.TIME.OUT.
Me (trying not to laugh): Why is she in timeout?
Damian: Because she won't nap.


Scene: Playing with legos on Easter morning before church.
Nate: Look Damian, I made you a cross out of legos.
Damian: No, that's a plane!
Sooo I guess that answers the vocation question....

Selection of selfies found on my phone

Scene: At Starbucks
Me: Venti Ice Coffee please
Barista: Can I get your name?
Me: Mary (I never say Mary Helen because it takes them too long to get the double name...)
Damian (to Barista): Mary Poppins!
Everyone: awkward silence....

Scene: Out to eat the other night
Waitress: Would he like apples or french fries with his grilled cheese?
Me: Damian? Apples or French Fries? (neither of which he likes)
Damian: Ummm.... BACON!!!

No pants. Full sized juice.
Our standards are high in this house.

Scene: Sitting in our living room Damian suddenly points to the fireplace.
Damian: I want to open it.
Me: No, we aren't opening up the fireplace because the cat will get in there and make a mess.
Damian: But I want to go in it.
Me: (confused look)
Damian: I want to go up in it.
Me: What?
Damian: Like Mary Poppins!
Me: Ohhhhhhh..... Ummmmmmmm. (Try to think if I should pop the bubble now that she's not real or let him down easy. I'm a wimp.) Well... You can only do that with Mary Poppins and she's not here right now.
Damian: Let's go to Mary Poppins' house.
Me: Ummm... She lives really far away... Hey, What's that!!??